pippin-ate-four:

“shipping is basically just all gay stuff lol”

“how do people even ship straight couples”

“if your ship is straight then you don’t understand what real shipping is”

(Source: sadfries)

teamfreepizza:

I really don’t understand how people can hate gay people and call them “disgusting” I mean really,

They’re

SO

FUCKING

CUTE

HOW 

CAN

YOU

CALL

THAT

Disgusting? 

did you just slip destiel into a post about actual gay couples and no one’s said anything about it yet what

(Source: ridingmytardisto221b)

tupacalypse-arisen:

captainharvey:

urnotok:

liquidcassidy:

Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.

WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE 

Also that one guy on misfits I think.

kathelizz:

kathelizz:

I TWEETED ABOUT MY REICHENBACH FEELS AND I GET THIS AS A REPLY

SO I GO TO THEIR WEBSITE AND

THAT’S NOT ALL

THEY KNOW WE CANNOT BE SATISFIED BUYING EACH PRODUCT INDIVIDUALLY SO THEY PUT IT ALL IN ONE BIG PACK FOR THE SAME PRICE AS ALL THE INDIVIDUAL PACKS

I HAVE FOUND THE PROMISED LAND

LAST TIME I SAW THIS, IT HAD 5 NOTES

YOU’RE WELCOME, EVERYONE

overgifs:

Toucan finds a traffic cam

axelle-spike:

calebxblackwell:

durins3xual:

iatemy-gluestickk:

killette:

“How will your tattoos look when you’re old?!”
Pretty fucking bad ass apparently.

This is my favorite post ever

seriously as long as you take somewhat acceptable care of your skin/tattoos they’ll be fine.

The woman in the second photo is outstandingly beautiful. 

Wow this made me smile c:

(Source: thievinggenius)

rheagars:

Zach and Zoe on The Jonathan Ross Show (x)

rneerkat:

musical-dreaming:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

if a girl poisons you with japanese food what should you do 

sue she

Actually I believe the correct grammar is “Sue her.”
“She” is a subject pronoun, so “her” is needed for the objective part of the sentence.

osamah:

ven0moth:

simon says send nudes

someone report simon to the police

but simon didn’t say

horse-ebook:

i found out about that burn blog posting everyone’s ‘nudes’ 

and i was gunna submit a horse as me because of my url

so i googled naked horse

horses are always naked

im so stupid i hate myself

(Source: tapdancers)

9 favourites » felicia day (◕‿◕✿)

SHE’S JUST SO FREAKING CUTE! <3 oh god I love her

tastefullyoffensive:

9 Cats Stuck in Things

[jonnovstheinternet]

do-not-feed-the-animal:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

tardisinshire:

starllex:

starllex:

why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?

I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER

hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi

do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS

textpoops:

its not gay porn if there’s a pussy

(Source: catsandcocks)

yesimbeyonce:

sobbinginthecornerbecausebands:

yesimbeyonce:

remember those 3 months when everyone on tumblr used the word “peasant”

We still do, peasant